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[hotredhero]

You have reached the voice mail box of Tony Stark. Leave a message with JARVIS and someone will get back to you. Make it a nice one, and it'll probably be me.

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[voice]

[hotredhero]

[Oh. Oh, you are so asking for a wild night, Joker. Tony isn't even bothering to hide his amusement when he answers.]

You're on, big guy. I'll be right there. Don't start without me.

Don't fake it either, because I'll know.

[voice]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

[If he doesn't wake up with a tiger in the bathroom and missing a tooth, he's going to be seriously disappointed.]

People fake it for you a lot, Stark?

[voice]

[hotredhero]

[You have some special life goals, Joker.]

Common courtesy. I usually end up late and I'm always further along than the party. It's just nice to contribute.

[voice]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

[He has high standards for wild nights.]

Not what I meant, but sure, whatever you say.

[voice]

[hotredhero]

[And that is Tony snorting.]

No, people don't have to fake a good time with me. Smartass.

[voice]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Prove it, Stark.

[If he gets out of this night without alcohol poisoning, it'll be a miracle.]

See you soon.